Things I did when I was supposed to be writing an essay
1. Drew eyes on the palms of my hands and pretended to be the guy from pan’s labyrinth.
2. Read the entire story of the half-life games.
3. Declared the cat video meme youtube trend (whatever you want to call it) dead. Later changed my mind after seeing ‘kitten crash test’ (worth your while).
4. Actually started researching the essay.
5. Trawled through at least 5 pages of reddit.
6. Trawled through many pages of other forums, most of them really bad.
7. Started the essay.
